If only I were that smart...but, I'm just fine with it because this guy is a former NASA engineer who a couple years ago got a package stolen from his front porch. It's been said, "Revenge is a dish best served with glitter." OK, it wasn't exactly like that, but in this case it is with the addition of more better tech and a new and improved smelly spray.
Enjoy the guest appearance of Macaulay Culkin.