I could write about all the controversy surrounding the ridiculous decision Florida State University has made in messing with "the logo" - but that's too easy.  I could wax on about why the City of Tallahassee needs an independent ethics officer and use the independent auditor as an example as Tallahassee Reports offered us some compelling content in an exclusive story - but that's too exhausting.  I could offer the latest conspiracy theories about flight #370 or detail, yet again, how rotten a President we have, but instead I want to cover a fast lawnmower.

Few things are as manly as a riding lawn mower.  Every guy wants one.  This is more than a lawnmower...it is a world record setting lawnmower and, yes, it cuts grass!